The other real life (I)

Real people are beautiful too.

Here's a suggestion for scoring real-people-beauty items:

• cute little asymmetric eyes (different sizes, different colors, a squinting eye, etc.) - 25 pts.

• charming little scar - 10 pts.

• broken nose with character - 10 pts.

• itsy-bitsy moles/freckles - 30 pts.

• conspicuously big ears - 10 pts.

• not quite perfectly aligned teeth - 15 pts.

• nicely weird (exquisite) natural hair color or hair style - 50 pts.

• a sensual overweight - 45 pts.

• classical protuding round belly - 30 pts.

• generously wide waist/large hips/big bottom - 35 pts.

• statuesque big feet - 20 pts.

• cute stubbornly unshaved body hair - 100 pts.

• bonus if more than two of the above qualities are there - 30 pts.

• bonus if all of the above qualities are there - well, I don't know, that's more reality than I can handle!