Good judgement

Assuming people will use common sense, that's a terrible assumption to make.

Aforisms are better taken with a grain of ...

a) distrust.
b) disgust.
c) contempt.
d) all of the above.
e) pepper.

I originally thought of including also the option "hell!!! don't waste my time!!!", but anyone with that attitude wouldn't get past option e) ... so I didn't bother ... (but felt the need to explain it all very thoroughly anyway ...)

On geniality

Now that I can recognize geniality in others, I am ripe for becoming a genius myself.

Wireless Tzara, always online

This is how Tristan Tzara might have looked like in the 1910s if only wireless communications technology had been invented by then (which it did, only the Internet hadn't! Typical case of technology not ahead of the times!) After all, Dadaism is not caused by electromagnetic interference. But it could have been, if only ...