Thomas Fuller

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.

Schadenfreude

It is heart-warming to see others fail where you have failed too.

Yo no creo en las brujas, pero que las hay, las hay

I don't believe in conspiracy theories, but I do believe in conspiracies.

Don't you hate rhetorical questions?

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Rallying phrases (I)

Underachievers of the World Unite, If You Can!

Life on the edge

I have been living an ordinary life, and I have survived... so far.

Wilson Mizner

Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll meet them on your way down.